We could think of worse ways to go. But dancing yourself to death is no walk in the park.
Do you know what I need for my knee? Some tequila.
Say ‘yes,’ and you’ll figure it out later.
Have you ever wondered who’s pulling the strings?
It’s my big dick and I say when we roll.
A man is 80 percent more likely to orgasm… If he is wearing socks.
Ageing goths, bummed in the sun.
You have to be great at saying no.
I don’t like magic — but I have been known to make guys disappear.
Democracy is not guaranteed. And it’s not cheap.