Morning Ritual -5.20.22

Lance Curran
May 20, 2022

We could think of worse ways to go. But dancing yourself to death is no walk in the park.
Do you know what I need for my knee? Some tequila.
Say ‘yes,’ and you’ll figure it out later.
Have you ever wondered who’s pulling the strings?
It’s my big dick and I say when we roll.
A man is 80 percent more likely to orgasm… If he is wearing socks.
Ageing goths, bummed in the sun.
You have to be great at saying no.
I don’t like magic — but I have been known to make guys disappear.
Democracy is not guaranteed. And it’s not cheap.



Lance Curran

What was, once, yourself, was now presented as an unreachable but irresistibly alluring image of what, in this best of all possible worlds, you could be.